You won't believe what was in my burger.

It happens a million times a day; a poor sap goes through the drive-thru at a local fast food restaurant, picks-up a meal, then heads home with drooling mouths ready to sink his or her teeth into a tasty burger.  I bet you have been there.

But what happens when you find something unexpected with the meal?  What kind of recourse do you have?  There is only one answer; call in the newssssssssss!

Your local TV station will surely want to come out and expose the evil corporation who tried to kill you.  I bet they will believe you when you inform them of the pill in your drink!  Or, when you describe the  "pre-eaten" burger!  "Pookiesan" emailed us and thought we would be on his side:

I just ordered a hamburger at the drive-thru from --------- on ----------, took it home, took one big bite, and discovered that the hamburger ALREADY had a bite taken out of it. THEY SERVED ME PRE-EATEN FOOD. I want to get DHEC involved, and spread the word about their (------------) extremely unsafe practices. What if the employee who ate my food has bleeding gums and AIDS? How many times has this happened over there and never been caught? I have photos, video, and the actual hamburger if you want to see them. You can contact me on my home phone 803-xxx-xxxx. Thanks in advance.

Am I just supposed to take your word for it, Pookiesan?  Yes, Pookiesan, it has crossed my mind that you are making this up in an effort to gain some sort of monetary settlement from the restaurant.  But what does that matter, Pookiesan?  Other than the loss of my job and a massive settlement from my TV station to the restaurant we slandered.  Other than that, Pookiesan, I think you have a solid story...a HOT LEAD!

No thanks...I'll stick with our consistent regurgtation of news.  Afterall, we can't waste time with food safety when there are stories to be done about...feral cats...or coyotes on someone's farm.  These things are important...to some people.

Until next time, remember, no matter what your problem is, call the TV Station.  They can take care of it for you.